A Bridge OR A Woman ?

A software engineer walking along a Chennai beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, plz grant me one wish."
The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The guy said, "Build a bridge to Delhi so I can go home anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the many rivers in the way! The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. So take a little more time and think of better wish."

The guy thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. There are so many girls out there , but i couldnt find suiatable one for myself. I just couldnt understood them. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how can i make a woman truly happy."

There was a pause for a while ......

Then the voice came, "OK, fine; just tell me you want two lanes or four lanes on the bridge ....!


Enjoy!!!!!!!!